My Table Ain’t Wobbly

©️2025 Bo Edwards

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

The sink’s run on the floor and buckled up the boards

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

Every cloud has a silver linin’ 

My table used to be off 3 degrees 

Now it’s nice and even, thanks to eggs and bacon

Seems the sink can’t handle all that grease

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

The sink’s run on the floor and buckled up the boards

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

Momma always told me, son, be careful

And don’t you ever wash no greasy pan

Now I’m sittin’ pretty, no longer gettin’ seasick 

Think I’ll wash that greasy pan again

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

My table ain’t wobbly anymore 

The sink’s run on the floor and buckled up the boards

My table ain’t wobbly anymore